16th February 2012

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Dream about Mitt Romney

Was in a nicely appointed room hanging with friends in comes mitt Romney w a helper. He’s being all shiny n politickin n he sees some kids smokin weed and he’s like ’ are they mokin weed.’ I turn to him and do my best to become a mirror to the visage of mitt romney. ’ why yes ’ I say smiling , ‘only the most finest most wholesome American herb we know of’ and in that moment I was him I was mitt romney and I think then he passed the uncanny valley too , twitched , then smiled huge and declared loudly ’ why yes of course, I love! Marijuana, this is a marijuana pArty isn’t it what a fine time we are having ’ and his helper looked at me knowingly . And in fact mitt said ’ why in fact I’d love to buy! Some marijuana can I do that ? I said sure and gave him a bag . Then he was all crumpling it up like herbs over pizza just crumpling buds in his fingers n it’s getting all over everything the floor everything, so wasteful . And everyone is like naw man you gotta put it in something , but he goes on sprinkling it all on the floor ’ ooh the kids were right marijuana is! Fun. ’ then we were on the back loading dock of the building and I’m like mitt your policy your platform all of that shit sucks man, I’m a progressive hard core and I been reading kos since 2k4 r 5 . Hate! Your positions on everything. But personally , gotta say you are one cool dude n I like your style ’ oddly i meant that too . But he met my comments with the most inhuman robotic frozen stare I’ve mebbe ever seen. His helper looked at me with compassion and they departed .

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